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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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