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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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