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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds