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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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