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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright