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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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