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Why I'm no longer using the AutoCorrect feature to correct typos, capitalization errors, and misspelled words
QuotaBillsYou can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere
How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct. - Benjamin Disraeli
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden
Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself. If it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus
Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey
The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine
We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus
For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney