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Why I'm no longer using the AutoCorrect feature to correct typos, capitalization errors, and misspelled words

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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct. - Benjamin Disraeli

See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. - Pope John XXIII

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden

A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. - John Wooden

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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