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Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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