QuotaBillsWhat is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman
It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem
The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown
Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley
The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams
Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers
Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury
I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London
If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill
Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King
The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero
While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle
Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown
As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker
If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias
One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall
The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier
Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy
No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato
Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald
The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren
Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell
Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert