Babysitting Kids

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert