Babysitting Kids

Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia