Babysitting Kids

Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers