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Babysitting Kids

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Babysitting Kids thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley


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