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I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

If a dollar doesn't do what it used to, remember that hardly anyone else does either. - Amish Saying

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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