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Backalaureate Degree

Back to Back seat assignments at the Shenzhen, China airport

Backalaureate Degree thanks to joe-kster

Emma and Jim make do with limited seating options ... I was 'floored' by their ingenuity!

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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. - The Godfather Part III

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? - Groucho Marx

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Give to the world the best you have and the best will come back to you. - Madeline Bridges

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back. - Mick Jagger

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde


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