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Baolin Temple

Buddhist Worhsip Site in Foshan, China

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

Baolin Temple thanks to joe-kster

The Baolin Temple in Foshan, China was first built in the year 942. In the early years of the Jingtai Emperor's reign in the Ming Dynasty, Baolin Temple was the chief local temple. As an important Buddhist site, it was widely visited by worshipers.

The present temple was rebuilt in 1996, bordering the Desheng River, near the Qingyun Double Pagodas. The main pavilion sits against the mountain, occupying an area of 120,000 square meters. As visitors ascend the steps, they see a temple gate flanked by two giant, ferocious guardians. The structures inside the temple include the Palace of the Heavenly King, Nine-Dragon Hall, Kwan-yin Palace, a bell tower, a drum tower, a dining hall, a visitors' hall, and a grand hall.

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I worship the quicksand he walks in. - Art Buchwald

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Discussing how old you are is the temple of boredom. - Ruth Gordon

Worship is exclusionary. You cannot compromise on worship. - Ravi Zacharias

Shirley Temple was never as good as Bojangles George Murphy. - Archie Bunker

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

In a temple everything should be serious except the thing that is being worshipped. - Oscar Wilde

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The strangest and most fantastic fact about negative emotions is that people actually worship them. - P.D. Ouspensky

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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