QuotaBillsI used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb
Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump