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Bird's Eye View

Keeping ahead of short-range photography

Bird's Eye View thanks to Mike King

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Trick Photography: Focus pocus - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson


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