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The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. - Patricia Shroeder

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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