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Buddhist Tempull

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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Praise is rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Martin F Tupper

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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