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Buddhist Tempull

Georgia didn't want to push things at the Taiwan Temple so she pulled instead

Buddhist Tempull thanks to Georgia Hall

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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. - Mason Cooley

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust


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