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Buddhist Tempull

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Praise increases where the excellence is attained but by few. - Edward Counsel

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Giving is more than a responsibility - it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience - it is evidence of our faith. - William A Ward

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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