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Burnt Out Driver

Alternative to burning rubber on the road

Burnt Out Driver thanks to Keith Blake

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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