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Burnt Out Driver

Alternative to burning rubber on the road

Burnt Out Driver thanks to Keith Blake

How to drive a heat-sinking camouflage missile

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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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