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Burnt Out Driver

Alternative to burning rubber on the road

Burnt Out Driver thanks to Keith Blake

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We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz


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