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RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

One of my favorite aspects of basketball is good passing. - James Carville

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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