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Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A person has to be busy to stay alive. - Maxwell Anderson

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Happiness is a matter of one's most ordinary and everyday mode of consciousness being busy and lively and unconcerned with self. - Iris Murdoch

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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