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Busy Schedule

Pre-school is so much more demanding these days

Busy Schedule thanks to Keith Blake

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I am B-U-Z-Y, busy! - Archie Bunker

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Busy people are never busybodies. - Ethel Watts Mumford

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

It is not enough to be busy. The question is what are we busy about? - Henry David Thoreau

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. - Unknown

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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