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Busy Schedule

Pre-school is so much more demanding these days

Busy Schedule thanks to Keith Blake

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Busy people are never busybodies. - Ethel Watts Mumford

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

It is not enough to be busy. The question is what are we busy about? - Henry David Thoreau

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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