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Canadian Fast Food - Summer

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Canadian Fast Food - Summer thanks to Kevin Davie

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


Johnny On The Pot's Plumber Truck

Wrench Wheel

Bonsai Fruit Tree

Bussines Gaurd

Saxy Shoe

Mayweather Momma

What's Holding You Back?

Final Exams In North Korea

ORCAstraighted

'Outside The Box' Juggler

HeidleBurger

Sun Skin Tone

I Think I'll Just Go Around

People Of The River

Synonym Rolls

New Stormtrooper

Education Standstill

Pool Cleaner

Stool There

Soldier Tribute

It Was That Close

Messy Temper Tantrum

Big Tame Hunter

Exactly Enough Space