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Canadian Fast Food - Summer

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Canadian Fast Food - Summer thanks to Kevin Davie

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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