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Canadian Fast Food - Summer

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Canadian Fast Food - Summer thanks to Kevin Davie

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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