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Canadian Fast Food - Summer

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Canadian Fast Food - Summer thanks to Kevin Davie

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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