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Cane Swimmers

Waterproof walking canes for aging swimmers

Cane Swimmers thanks to Barry McCartney

Cane you make it over here, George?

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

That's what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane. - Archie Bunker

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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