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Cataract Surgery Lawsuit

Susan Sues after an eye-opening Down Under operation

A West Australian newspaper recently reported that a woman, Mrs. Susan Maynard, has sued a Perth Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
Cataract Surgery Lawsuit thanks to Mike King

A hospital spokesman replied, 'Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.'

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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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