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Cataract Surgery Lawsuit

Susan Sues after an eye-opening Down Under operation

A West Australian newspaper recently reported that a woman, Mrs. Susan Maynard, has sued a Perth Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.
Cataract Surgery Lawsuit thanks to Mike King

A hospital spokesman replied, 'Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.'

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Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

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A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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