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A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton


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