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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. - Unknown

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

We have bitten off more than we can chew, but we'll chew as fast as we can. - Ian Holloway

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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