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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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