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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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