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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

We have bitten off more than we can chew, but we'll chew as fast as we can. - Ian Holloway

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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