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Christmas Fireplace Tip

Placing empty boxes under the Christmas tree

Christmas Fireplace Tip thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Placebo Christmas presents for naughty children

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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