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Circus Escape

End of shift at the circus carousel

Circus Escape thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

To a warden Utopia is an escape-proof jail. - Mark Twain

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. - George Roberts

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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