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Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound
A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe
None loves the messenger who brings bad news. - Sophocles
The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht
All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge
No news is good news; no journalists is even better. - Nicolas Bentley
When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers
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A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - Albert Einstein
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith
For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw
It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
In the beginning was the Lie and the Lie was made news and dwelt among us, graceless and false. - Malcolm Muggeridge
All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault
You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
Why don't you put that in the headline: "He Only Did Three With Doris!" Set a lot of people straight. - Rock Hudson
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump