Clown Vision
Elect a clown, expect a circus
QuotaBillsAll politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown
I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker
We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright
American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser