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Welcome to McMasters Elementary, Pasadena, Texas

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Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech. - Evangel

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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