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Upward spinal (spiral) - Archie Bunker

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral. - Toto Wolff

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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