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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral. - Toto Wolff

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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