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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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The soul of conversation is sympathy. - Thomas Campbell

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port. - Johann Von Schiller

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

He has occasional flashes of silence that make his conversation perfectly delightful. - Sydney Smith

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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