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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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