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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

I always advise people never to give advice. - P G Wodehouse

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice. - Joseph Addison

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

There is no conversation more boring than one where everybody agrees. - Michel De Montiagne

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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