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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Old friends are best. - John Selden

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

The soul of conversation is sympathy. - Thomas Campbell

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Silence can be defined as conversation with an Englishman. - Heinrich Heine

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

He has occasional flashes of silence that make his conversation perfectly delightful. - Sydney Smith

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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