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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Silence can be defined as conversation with an Englishman. - Heinrich Heine

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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