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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port. - Johann Von Schiller

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

There is no conversation so boring than the one where everybody agrees. - Michel del Montaigne

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then. - Richard Armour

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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Baby Papaya Crossing

So You Want A Day Off

Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

Behind Every Man

Truck Driver Birth

Motion Picture Selfie

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Holy Day Inn

Fat Friend Prayer

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Moses Parting the Ice Field

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Men in Denim

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