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Conversations Down The Path Of Life

Zadok often has frank discussions with his two friends

Conversations Down The Path Of Life thanks to Mike King

It's a tough choice between talking to a friend or your teddy bear

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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

He who seeks a faultless friend is friendless. - Unknown

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance. - Robert Quillen

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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