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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

I only direct in self-defense. - Mel Brooks

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. - Oliver Goldsmith

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

There is no defense against criticism except obscurity. - Joseph Addison

Denial is a useful defense mechanism until it's not. - Rosalind Kaplan

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today ll the exhilaration of a vice. - G K Chesterton

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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