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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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