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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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