Cow Licks
Lapping it all in on the farm
QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia