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Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humility is like underwear, essential but indecent if it shows. - Helen Nielsen

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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