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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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