Do Must Marriage
Marriage advice from China
QuotaBillsMarriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown
Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp
I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner
I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor
First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin