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Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin


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