QuotaBillsA dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud
The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz