Dog Hair Coffee

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda