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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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