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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone


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