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Don't Want Your Child To Text And Drive?

No-distraction driving with a manual transmission

Don't Want Your Child To Text And Drive? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Moms are as relentless as the tides. They don't just drive us to practice, they drive us to greatness. - Steve Rushin

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Most of the competition was into bulk popcorn because of the major increases in the Drive-In Theatre Outlets. - Orville Redenbacher

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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Baby Brew

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Sheep Dog Distancing

Candy Hairess

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Bobbie Tickle

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