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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Every great love starts with a great story. - Nicholas Sparks

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love. - Stevie Wonder

I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. - Maria Sharapova

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough. - Ann Landers

Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers, but to be fearless in facing them. Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but for the heart to conquer it. - Rabindranath Tagore

Love is forgiving, accepting, moving on, embracing, and all encompassing. And if you're not doing that for yourself, you cannot do that with anyone else. - Steve Maraboli

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know. - Billy Eichner

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. - Jonathan Carroll

Most people hate cell phone use on trains - I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do - read that report on your lap, or hear about your neighbour's worst date ever? - Liza Mundy

Gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. - Oren Arnold

Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong


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