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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

Love isn't something you find. Love is something that finds you. - Loretta Young

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

What we have once enjoyed, we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.' - Erich Fromm

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

Find a woman who makes you feel more alive. She won't make life perfect but she'll make it infinitely more interesting. And then love her with all that's in you. - Gayle G. Roper

They won't love you anymore; they would start disrespecting you and hating you because you turned to be an infidel for them by not believing anymore in what they believe. - M.F. Moonzajer

People who are blessed with the most talent don't ever develop that attitude, and the ones who aren't blessed in that way are the most competitive and have the biggest heart. - Tom Brady

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown

Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours. - Dale Carnegie

Never take a person for granted. Hold every person close to your heart 'cause you might wake up one day and realize that you've lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones. - Unknown


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