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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

What we have once enjoyed, we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. - Frank Zappa

The first and foremost reality is that suffering and death are not only enemies of life, but a means of reminding us of life's twin realities, love and hate. - Ravi Zacharias

Lawyers must pry into the recesses of the human heart, and become well acquainted with the whole moral world, that they may discover the abstract reason of all laws. - Lord Bolingbroke

If I were hanged on the highest hill
Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine!
I know whose love would follow me still
Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine! - Rudyard Kipling

All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love, compassion and forgiveness. The important thing is they should be part of our daily lives. - Dalai Lama

Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic. - Anais Nin

Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. - Cesar Romero


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