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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I believe in tough love. - Sean Hannity

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

Sometimes your mind says No, but your heart says Go. - Yvonne Urlanda

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

Love is forgiving, accepting, moving on, embracing, and all encompassing. And if you're not doing that for yourself, you cannot do that with anyone else. - Steve Maraboli

For some reasons, I have WWE wrestlers tweeting me all the time. Like, my biggest fans. Why they can connect with my love for Meryl Streep, I don't know. - Billy Eichner

I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality. - Michael Levitt

You have to take a deep breath, and allow the music to flow through you. Revel in it, allow yourself to awe. When you play, allow the music to break your heart with its beauty. - Kelly White

For one human being to love another - that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks: the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer M Riike

You will never be completely at home again, because part of your heart always will be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place. - Miriam Adeney

A person's life purpose is nothing more than to rediscover, through the detours of art, or love, or passionate work, those one or two images in the presence of which the heart first opened. - Albert Camus

It's a wonder I haven't abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart. - Anne Frank


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