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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

To love at all is to be vulnerable. - C S Lewis

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

Sometimes your mind says No, but your heart says Go. - Yvonne Urlanda

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

When you get to a place where you understand that love and belonging, your worthiness, is a birthright and not something you have to earn, anything is possible. - Brene Brown

They won't love you anymore; they would start disrespecting you and hating you because you turned to be an infidel for them by not believing anymore in what they believe. - M.F. Moonzajer

You have to take a deep breath, and allow the music to flow through you. Revel in it, allow yourself to awe. When you play, allow the music to break your heart with its beauty. - Kelly White

No matter what you've done for yourself or for humanity, if you can't look back on having given love and attention to your own family, what have you really accomplished? - Lee Iacocca


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