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Dragon Heart Love

Wings of passion on Valentine's Day

Dragon Heart Love thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy bell lost its resonance, please forgive me. Charge it to my head and not to my heart. - Jesse Jackson

I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters. - Carrie Underwood

I'm not saying if you were born without body hair that you're less of a man. That's the way God built you. Maybe he doesn't love you as much. - Russell Peters

Christianity, with its doctrine of humility, of forgiveness, of love, is incompatible with the state, with its haughtiness, its violence, its punishment, its wars. - Leo Tolstoy

No man can tell whether he is rich or poor by turning to his ledger. It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has. - Henry Ward Beecher

Horror is so often a 'thinkless' genre, sort of considered popcorn movies, but you really put a lot of, not just heart and soul, but a lot of physical energy into it. - Fran Kranz

There are four questions of value in life. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same. Only love. - Johnny Depp

Love is everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

When the people we love are stolen from us, the only way to keep them is to never stop loving them. People die, buildings burn, but eternal love lasts forever.
(JJD: In memory of Ed Schellenberg) - The Schellenberg Family


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