Easter Math

Gone but not forgiven. - Unknown

Forgotten is forgiven. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Sins cannot be undone, only forgiven. - Igor Stravinsky

What is forgiven is usually well remembered. - Louis Dudek

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downy, Jr.

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

The cross comes before the crown, and tomorrow is a Monday morning. - C S Lewis

Walkie Talkie: What you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Knowing that you are completely forgiven destroys the power of sin in your life. - Joseph Prince

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

If you don't run to the cross in your messages, your people won't run to the cross in their trials. - Bill Giovannetti

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Let us remind ourselves that if we are to be our Lord's disciples, we must take up his Cross and follow him. - Basil Hume

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

Unless I understand the Cross, I cannot understand why my commitment to what is right must be precedence over what I prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper