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Easter Math

1 Cross + 3 Nails = 4 Given

Easter Math thanks to Jim Serritella

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Gone but not forgiven. - Unknown

Forgotten is forgiven. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Sins cannot be undone, only forgiven. - Igor Stravinsky

Only where graves are is there resurrection. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What is forgiven is usually well remembered. - Louis Dudek

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downy, Jr.

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Walkie Talkie: What you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Where the needs of the world and your talents cross, there lies your vocation. - Aristotle

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

We are not forgiven because we are good. We are forgiven because Christ bore our sins. - Joseph Prince

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

If you don't run to the cross in your messages, your people won't run to the cross in their trials. - Bill Giovannetti

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

Unless I understand the Cross, I cannot understand why my commitment to what is right must be precedence over what I prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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