Eat More Greens Diet

Ignore previous cookie. - Unknown

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso