Eat More Greens Diet

In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain