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Eat More Greens Diet

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Eat More Greens Diet thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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