QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown