Edible Serving Glasses

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster