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Elephant Instructions

How To manual for your newly purchased elephant

Elephant Instructions thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve. - Jane Austen

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute. - Harold Abelson

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust


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