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Elephant Instructions

How To manual for your newly purchased elephant

Elephant Instructions thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffet

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions. - Unknown

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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