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Elephant Instructions

How To manual for your newly purchased elephant

Elephant Instructions thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

I never lose. I win or I learn. - Nelson Mandela

Thought, unassisted by learning, is dangerous. - Confucius

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When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve. - Jane Austen

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute. - Harold Abelson

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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