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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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