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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Impotience: Eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort. - J Paul Getty

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. - Laura Swenson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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