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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Men do less than they ought, unless they do all they can. - Thomas Carlyle

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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