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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Few great men could pass Personnel. - Paul Goodman

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland

Some men have been worthy of a better century. - Baltasar Gracian

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

It is to their crimes that great men are indebted for their palaces. - Latin Proverb

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

How good we are as preachers depends - not altogether, but primarily - on how good we are as men. - John Knox

The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men. - Norman MacDonald

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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