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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

A spectre haunting Europe; the spectre of communism. - Karl Marx

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

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Our Aim

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Romaine Empire

Hardworking Wife

What's That?

Long, Happy Marriage

Redneck iPad

Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait

Microsoft Innovation

Mop Dog

Ventilated Bridge

Monkeying Around

Wing Support

Massage Therapist

Paper Wedding Dress

High Rise TV

Redneck Kickstand

Mary Potter

Jarred Cat

Frog Waltz

SinkHole Pickup

Always Use Your Mirrors

Johnny On The Pot's Plumber Truck