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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

A spectre haunting Europe; the spectre of communism. - Karl Marx

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau


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