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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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