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Exercise I've Done This Year

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Exercise I've Done This Year thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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