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Exercise I've Done This Year

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Exercise I've Done This Year thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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