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Exercise I've Done This Year

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Exercise I've Done This Year thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash


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