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Exercise I've Done This Year

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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