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Exercise I've Done This Year

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Exercise I've Done This Year thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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