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Falafully Good
A taste of Mediterranean in Vancouver
Falafel is a deep-fried ball or patty made from ground chickpeas and/or fava beans. Falafel is a traditional Middle Eastern food, commonly served in a pita, which acts as a pocket, or wrapped in a flatbread known as lafa. The falafel balls are topped with salads, pickled vegetables, hot sauce, and drizzled with tahini-based sauces. Falafel balls may also be eaten alone as a snack or served as part of a meze tray.
Shawarma is thinly sliced cuts of meat, like chicken, beef, goat, lamb, and sometimes turkey, rolled into a large piece of flatbread or pita that has been steamed or heated. Inside the pita, foods like hummus, tahini, pickles, vegetables, and even french fries are added. Think of shawarma as a taco or burrito Middle Eastern style.
Shawarma is thinly sliced cuts of meat, like chicken, beef, goat, lamb, and sometimes turkey, rolled into a large piece of flatbread or pita that has been steamed or heated. Inside the pita, foods like hummus, tahini, pickles, vegetables, and even french fries are added. Think of shawarma as a taco or burrito Middle Eastern style.
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Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
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I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
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Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
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When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
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