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Falafully Good
A taste of Mediterranean in Vancouver
Falafel is a deep-fried ball or patty made from ground chickpeas and/or fava beans. Falafel is a traditional Middle Eastern food, commonly served in a pita, which acts as a pocket, or wrapped in a flatbread known as lafa. The falafel balls are topped with salads, pickled vegetables, hot sauce, and drizzled with tahini-based sauces. Falafel balls may also be eaten alone as a snack or served as part of a meze tray.
Shawarma is thinly sliced cuts of meat, like chicken, beef, goat, lamb, and sometimes turkey, rolled into a large piece of flatbread or pita that has been steamed or heated. Inside the pita, foods like hummus, tahini, pickles, vegetables, and even french fries are added. Think of shawarma as a taco or burrito Middle Eastern style.
Shawarma is thinly sliced cuts of meat, like chicken, beef, goat, lamb, and sometimes turkey, rolled into a large piece of flatbread or pita that has been steamed or heated. Inside the pita, foods like hummus, tahini, pickles, vegetables, and even french fries are added. Think of shawarma as a taco or burrito Middle Eastern style.
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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
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