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Falafully Good
A taste of Mediterranean in Vancouver
Falafel is a deep-fried ball or patty made from ground chickpeas and/or fava beans. Falafel is a traditional Middle Eastern food, commonly served in a pita, which acts as a pocket, or wrapped in a flatbread known as lafa. The falafel balls are topped with salads, pickled vegetables, hot sauce, and drizzled with tahini-based sauces. Falafel balls may also be eaten alone as a snack or served as part of a meze tray.
Shawarma is thinly sliced cuts of meat, like chicken, beef, goat, lamb, and sometimes turkey, rolled into a large piece of flatbread or pita that has been steamed or heated. Inside the pita, foods like hummus, tahini, pickles, vegetables, and even french fries are added. Think of shawarma as a taco or burrito Middle Eastern style.
Shawarma is thinly sliced cuts of meat, like chicken, beef, goat, lamb, and sometimes turkey, rolled into a large piece of flatbread or pita that has been steamed or heated. Inside the pita, foods like hummus, tahini, pickles, vegetables, and even french fries are added. Think of shawarma as a taco or burrito Middle Eastern style.
Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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