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Far North Cable Guys

Working in the frozen north without a bucket truck

Far North Cable Guys thanks to Jim Serritella

Jethro wasn't sure whether he was to work on the North Pole or South Pole

Cabelevision with no safety vision

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The height of cleverness is to conceal it. - Duc de la Rochefoucauld

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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