Far North Cable Guys

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel

This dwarf still observes the world from his own self-imposed height. - Dejan Stojanovic

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in the next. - John S Mill

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown