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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. - Paul Ehrlich

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

If you are first, you are first. If you are second, you are nothing. - Bill Shankly

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. - Steven Wright

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

To trust agents, hyperlinks are the twenty-first-century equivalent of the name-dropper. - Chris Brogan

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed. They're not laughing now. - Bob Monkhouse

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. - Anotole France

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine


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