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Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

Do first things first, and second things not at all. - Peter F Drucker

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel. - Heywood Broun

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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