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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances. - Kin Hubbard

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

The most important part of doctrine is the first two letters. - David C. Egner

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist 'Jack.' - H L Mencken

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

Betrayal always comes wrapped up in a friendly cloak. It's one of the first things I learned in the Senate. - Kevin Hearne

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right. - Cato The Elder

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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