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Fish Injuries

Omega-3 fish oil supplements for superficial heart disease

Fish Injuries thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman


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