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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

The largest room in the world is the room for improvement. - Unknown

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

The most beautiful thing in the world is, of course, the world itself. - Wallace Stevens

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. - Unknown

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

There seem to be two main types of people in the world, crosswords and sudokus. - Rebecca McKinsey

He who has conquered his own coward spirit has conquered the whole outward world. - Thomas Hughes

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I was as unburdened as a piece of dandelion fluff, and he was the wind that stirred me about the world. - Sarah J. Maas

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. - Mae Jemison

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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Wolf Chase

Coffee Caricature

The Working Man

North of Somewhere

Salmon Bikini

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