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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

You affect the world by what you browse. - Tim Berners-Lee

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Storytelling is the most powerful way to put ideas into the world. - Robert McKee

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel. - Horace Walpole

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don't be afraid. - Frederick Buechner

If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the world. - Oscar Wilde

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

The practice of forgiveness is our most important contribution to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

We can only maintain our prosperity in Europe if we belong to the most innovative regions in the world. - Angela Merkel

I do not ask for any crown but that which all may win; nor try to conquer any world except the one within. - Louisa May Alcott

Conquer the world by intelligence, and not merely by being slavishly subdued by the terror that comes from it. - Bertrand Russell

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Only if you resist what happens are you at the mercy of what happens, and the world will determine your happiness and unhappiness. - Eckhart Tolle

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

The whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

Everyone who wants to know what will happen ought to examine what has happened: everything in this world in any epoch has their replicas in antiquity. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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