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Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The world is larger and more beautiful than my little struggle. - Ravi Zacharias

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. - Frank Lloyd Wright

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - Joe-kster

Transcend your limiting beliefs so you can finally do what you were put on this earth to do. - Unknown

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

The world has shown me what it has to offer. It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there. - Arlo Guthrie

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

I am amazed at the wonders of technology and am grateful for the ways in which we are able to use it to share the Gospel around the world. - Billy Graham

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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