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Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The wheel turns and turns and turns: it never stops and stands still. - Anita Desai

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

You can buy anything on eBay. I bought the world's oldest globe. It's flat. - Buzz Nutley

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Tar Arns: (Southern) A tool employed in changing wheels. Usage: 'You cain't change a tar without a tar arn' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

We make decisions based on what we think we know. It wasn't too long ago that the majority of people believed the world was flat. - Simon Sinek

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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