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Ford Was All We Had

Why Grandpa walked everywhere

Ford Was All We Had thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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