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Ford Was All We Had

Why Grandpa walked everywhere

Ford Was All We Had thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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