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Ford Was All We Had

Why Grandpa walked everywhere

Ford Was All We Had thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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